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Twitter restricted in Turkey, firm says
2 children died, six others injured after bus crashes into daycare near Montreal
Lockerbie bombing suspect pleads not guilty
Internal police documents detail misconduct of officers charged in Tyre Nichols' death
Big Oil faces scrutiny after huge profit jump
'You don't belong here': See tense confrontation between Romney and Santos
Meghan and Harry will be deposed in Samantha Markle's defamation lawsuit: judge
Why I'm embracing the joy in Sam Smith's kingdom of queer delights
How companies are trying to help victims of the earthquakes
TotalEnergies hits pause on new Adani deal
Australia rejects coal mine near Great Barrier Reef
Joe Rogan under fire for antisemitism in his defense of Rep. Ilhan Omar
UK competition regulator warns Microsoft's Activision deal could harm millions
Google plans to use AI in search results
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Massive trove of acorns cleverly stashed in the walls of a California home.
700 pounds of acorns found inside walls of California home
'Liar!': Marjorie Taylor Greene interrupts Biden's speech
Opinion: The terrible diet that unites Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump
Kyrie Irving #11 of the Brooklyn Nets dribbles against the Boston Celtics during the first half at TD Garden
Kyrie Irving's trade causes ripple effect across the NBA
Earthquake death toll surpasses 11,000
TOPSHOT - Rescuers and civilians look for survivors under the rubble of collapsed buildings in Kahramanmaras
Close to the quake's epicentre
The day after a 7.8-magnitude earthquake struck the country's southeast
Rescuers in Turkey and Syria braved frigid weather, aftershocks and collapsing buildings
As they dug for survivors buried by an earthquake that killed more than 5,000 people.
Some of the heaviest devastation occurred near the quake&#39;s epicentre between Kahramanmaras and Gaziantep
A city of two million where entire blocks now lie in ruins under gathering snow.
Aid agencies and emergency workers in Turkey and Syria say the number is likely to increase
People remain trapped amid freezing conditions
Why was the earthquake so deadly?
Hope and despair as rescuers search for survivors in city
Video shows residents being pulled from earthquake debris
Sister shields sibling from dust during 36-hour wait for help
I tried Microsoft's new AI-powered Bing. Here's what it's like
Google details plans to use AI in search results
Uber reports 'strongest quarter ever' while the rest of Silicon Valley stalls
Turkey's stock market halted after earthquake leads to sharp selloff
Here's what keeps Jerome Powell up at night and interest rates high
US-China trade defies talk of decoupling to hit record high in 2022
Two rail unions reach deal with CSX railroad for paid sick time
Sen. Daines' Twitter account suspended after posting profile picture of himself hunting
Chinese savers stashed away $2.6 trillion last year but property crash will cool 'revenge spending'
Bed Bath & Beyond closes stores and raises $1 billion to stave off bankruptcy
Microsoft unveils revamped Bing search engine using AI technology more powerful than ChatGPT
Zoom will lay off 1,300 employees and CEO is taking a massive pay cut
IRS suggests waiting to file your taxes if you got a special payment from your state in 2022
Want your tax refund faster? Here's what to do
Offices are more than 50% filled for the first time since the pandemic started
US Labor Department accuses Amazon of failing to keep warehouse workers safe
Disney just threw down the gauntlet in the WFH battle
This former tech worker is helping change laws for people who get laid off
What to expect at work this year
Twitter restricted in Turkey, according to network monitoring firm
I tried Microsoft's new AI-powered Bing. Here's what it's like
Google details plans to use AI in search results
Uber reports 'strongest quarter ever' while the rest of Silicon Valley stalls
Sen. Daines' Twitter account suspended after posting profile picture of himself hunting
Microsoft unveils revamped Bing search engine using AI technology more powerful than ChatGPT
Zoom will lay off 1,300 employees and CEO is taking a massive pay cut
Democratic senator urges Apple and Google to ban TikTok from their app stores
ChatGPT creator launches subscription service for viral AI chatbot
Meta shares surge nearly 20% as Zuckerberg pledges to make 2023 a 'year of efficiency'
Apple and Google's app stores wield 'gatekeeper' power and should be reined in, Commerce Department says
Apple is the only US tech giant to have avoided significant layoffs. Will it last?
ChatGPT creator rolls out 'imperfect' tool to help teachers spot potential cheating
State of the Union, recession, crypto woes and more tech layoffs: What investors are watching
The CEO of America's second-largest bank is preparing for possible US debt default
FTX to politicians: Give us back our donations or we'll sue you
The bear market could make a comeback
This dwarf planet has a ring instead of a moon, and scientists don't know why
Codebreakers find and decode lost letters of Mary, Queen of Scots
Earth core structure. Elements of this image furnished by NASA
Hidden molten rock layer found beneath Earth's tectonic plates
Edible crab (Cancer pagurus) on sand covered with algi during low tide.
Neanderthals had a taste for a seafood delicacy that's still popular today
Jupiter now has 92 moons after new discovery
New asteroid photobombs Webb telescope
Tesla roadster launched from the Falcon Heavy rocket with a dummy driver
SpaceX put a Tesla sportscar into space five years ago. Where is it now?
The last full moon of the decade, with a saffron-colored tinge, better known as the full hovers over Los Angeles
How to see February's full snow moon
Cosmic seaplanes and self-growing bricks could help us explore other worlds
Sci-fi ideas that could change the future of space exploration
Green comet seen from Earth for first time since Stone Age
A 319-million-year-old brain has been discovered. It could be the oldest of its kind
Neanderthals hunted massive elephants that once roamed northern Europe
Watch green comet pass Earth for the first time since Stone Age
Workers feed cows at a dairy farming company in Handan, Hebei Province, China
China says it successfully cloned 3 highly productive 'super cows'
Viking burial mound at Heath Wood being excavated.
Vikings brought their animals with them to Britain over 1,000 years ago
Supernova reveals rare pair of stars believed to be one of only about 10 like it in the Milky Way
Vessels from the embalming workshop
Discovery of embalming workshop reveals how ancient Egyptians mummified the dead
Meteor showers bring 'astronomy to us'
Green comet will appear in the night sky for the first time since the Stone Age
Mysterious flying whirlpool captured in night sky over Hawaii
Evolutionary biologist Dolph Schluter is pictured at one of his ponds containing stickleback
Fish at the University of British Columbia.
Meet the man who has transformed our understanding of evolution
The best photos of Mars
Eastern chimpanzee juvenile male aged 8 years playing with his brother schweinfurtheii)
Gombe National Park, Tanzania. June 2012.
Does having a teen feel like living with a chimpanzee?
You may not be far off, study shows
CNN Exclusive: Inside the secretive process to select the first astronauts for NASA's next moon mission
Facing the extremes as an Arctic photographer
While opening a new window on the origin of more complex molecules that are the first step in the creation of the building blocks of life.
A large, dark cloud is contained within the frame.
In its top half it is textured like smoke and has wispy gaps
At the bottom and at the sides it fades gradually out of view.
On the left are several orange stars: three each with six large spikes
Behind the cloud which colours it pale blue and orange.
Many tiny stars are visible, and the background is black.
Observing the universe with the James Webb Space Telescope
The AD-1 oblique wing research aircraft was photographed during a wing sweep test flight.
The aircraft was flown 79 times during the research program conducted at NASA Dryden between 1979 and 1982.
Why NASA tested a plane with a pivoting wing
Newly discovered asteroid makes one of the closest approaches of Earth
NASA shows rise in near-Earth asteroids
Professor breaks down why Earth's inner core may have stopped
Scientists have learned the primates employ gestures that follow some of the same rules intrinsic to human language.
Experts made the discovery after studying videos of wild chimps living in Uganda
Humans can understand apes' sign language, new study finds
Fossils reveal the mysterious primate relatives that lived in the ancient Arctic
Anna Torv, Bella Ramsey, Pedro Pascal the Last of Us episode 2
What scientists say about the real-life zombie fungi that inspired 'The Last of Us'
Rocket Lab&#39;s Electron rocket lifts off at its new pad, called Launch Complex 2
Rocket Lab launches Electron rocket from the US for the first time
Artist concept of Demonstration for Rocket to Agile Cislunar Operations (DRACO) spacecraft
Which will demonstrate a nuclear thermal rocket engine.
Nuclear thermal propulsion technology could be used for future NASA crewed missions to Mars.
NASA to test nuclear thermal rocket engine for the first time in 50 years
The Doomsday Clock reveals how close we are to total annihilation
Mummified 'golden boy' found covered in 49 precious amulets
Rare 17-pound meteorite discovered in Antarctica
Webb telescope peers into the frozen heart of a space cloud
Trilobites armed with tridents could be the earliest known example of sexual combat
Like a house constantly under renovation, we are ever-changing and replacing old parts with new ones
Water, proteins and even cells.
We are all made of stars: The long trip from the big bang to the human body
Discovery of 250 eggs suggests that giant dinosaurs weren&#39;t caring parents
Discovery in India reveals intimate details about lives of some of the largest dinosaurs
South Korea's lunar probe captures stunning Earth, moon images
Video: UFO-shaped cloud stuns eyewitnesses in Turkey
Origins of plague could have emerged centuries before outbreaks, new study suggests
After a historic first mission, what does the future hold for this controversial rocket?
Car-size laser deflects lightning atop a mountain in Switzerland
Astronomers have released a gargantuan survey of the galactic plane of the Milky Way.
The new dataset contains a staggering 3.32 billion celestial objects — arguably the largest such catalog so far.
Billions of celestial objects captured by new survey of the Milky Way
A whale belonging to one of the rarest species is 'likely to die,' after entanglement, NOAA says
One of the 92 fossilized dinosaur nests discovered at a site in central India.
Unusual dinosaur fossil discovery made in India
A SpaceX Falcon 9 launches a GPS III satellite to orbit January 18, 2023
SpaceX launches next-generation GPS satellite
Short-beaked Echidna Tachyglossus aculeatus. (Photo by: Avalon/Universal Images Group via Getty Images)
This egg-laying mammal blows bubbles to cool off
Bronze Age family harvesting grain, as depicted by artist Nikola Nevenov.
In parts of Ancient Greece, first-cousin marriage was not only allowed but encouraged, DNA shows
Tiny, foot-long dwarf boa identified in Ecuador is new to science
Foot-long dwarf boa found in Ecuadorian Amazon
The SpaceX Falcon Heavy rocket is launched on classified mission USSF-67 for the U.S. Space Force at Cape Canaveral, Florida, U.S. January 15, 2023. REUTERS/Joe Skipper
SpaceX's most powerful rocket returns to flight and nails synchronized landing
Illustration reflects the conclusion that the exoplanet LHS 475
Rocky and almost precisely the same size as Earth.
The planet whips around its star in just two days, far faster than any planet in the Solar System.
Researchers will follow up this summer with additional observations with Webb
LHS 475 b is relatively close, 41 light-years away, in the constellation Octans.
Illustration of a planet and its star on a black background.
The planet is large, in the foreground at the centre, and the star is smaller
The planet is rocky. The top quarter of the planet (the side facing the star) is lit, while the rest is in shadow.
The star is bright yellowish-white, with no clear features.
2 Earth-size worlds revealed beyond our solar system
Scientists have taken a fresh look at the fossil flower, which was first documented in 1872 and then largely forgotten about.
Unusually large fossilized flower preserved in amber identified
An artistic rending of the star Gaia17bpp being partially eclipsed by the dust cloud surrounding a smaller companion star.
Unusually brightening star captures attention as a stellar oddity
Illustration reflects the conclusion that the exoplanet LHS 475 b is rocky and almost precisely the same size as Earth.
The planet whips around its star in just two days, far faster than any planet in the Solar System.
Researchers will follow up, they hope will allow them to definitively conclude if the planet has an atmosphere.
LHS 475 b is relatively close, 41 light-years away, in the constellation Octans.
The planet is large, in the foreground at the centre, and the star is smaller, in the background and also at the centre.
The planet is rocky.
The top quarter of the planet (the side facing the star) is lit, while the rest is in shadow.
The star is bright yellowish-white, with no clear features.
James Webb Space Telescope discovers its first exoplanet
Alken Enge (Denmark) -- at this exceptional site the remains of at least 380 individuals
Victims of an armed conflict, were deposited almost 2000 years ago.
Brutality of prehistoric life revealed by Europe's bog bodies
The Soyuz MS-22 crew ship is pictured on Oct. 8, 2022
Foreground docked to the Rassvet module as the International Space Station orbited 264 miles above Europe.
Background, is the Prichal docking module attached to the Nauka multipurpose laboratory module.
Roscosmos will send replacement spacecraft to return crew to Earth after Soyuz leak
Wonders of the universe
Rocket start-up fails attempt to launch satellites off Alaska's coast
Newly discovered Earth-size planet TOI 700 e orbits within the habitable zone of its star in this illustration.
Its Earth-size sibling, TOI 700 d, can be seen in the distance.
Second potentially habitable Earth-size planet found orbiting nearby star
A galactic merger brought a pair of supermassive black holes together
A green comet will appear in the night sky for the first time in 50,000 years
Cosmic Girl 747 sits on the runway surrounded by technical service equipment
Virgin Orbit's LauncherOne rocket suffers failure on first launch attempt from the UK
Earth Radiation Budget Satellite (ERBS)
Reentered Earth'ss atmosphere at
Dead NASA satellite returns to Earth after 38 years
View of the Pantheon in the historic centre of Rome
Mystery of why Roman buildings have survived so long has been unraveled, scientists say
Why ancient Roman structures like the Pantheon still stand
'Astonishing' snowy owl spotted in Southern California neighborhood
People stand beside St Michaels Tower as they watch the full moon, sometimes known as Wolf Moon
Rise behind Glastonbury Tor in Glastonbury, Britain
What to expect from tonight's wolf moon
New space missions will launch to the moon, Jupiter and a metal world in 2023
Homo heidelbergensis pair wearing cave bear skins for protection from the cold.
Stone Age humans stepped out in cave bear fur 300,000 years ago
New image of the Serpens constellation glitters with starlight
Walt Cunningham adjusts his pressure suit before the Apollo 7 launch on October 11, 1968.
Last surviving Apollo 7 astronaut has died
Look up to see January's first celestial event, the Quadrantid meteor shower
All of the moments and discoveries that provided us with wonder in 2022
In this 30 second exposure, a meteor streaks across the sky during the annual Perseid meteor shower
Keep an eye on the sky for 2023's celestial events
Cirrhilabrus finifenmaa
Meet a rainbow fish and other new species discovered in 2022
NASA images showcase eerie beauty of winter on Mars
Close up photograph of the mammal foot among the ribs of Microraptor
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Rare evidence that dinosaurs feasted on mammals uncovered
A 15-metric ton meteorite crashed in Africa. Now 2 new minerals have been found in it
Astronauts complete spacewalk after space debris triggered one-day delay
The European robotic arm controlled by cosmonaut Anna Kikina surveys the Soyuz MS-22
Crew ship after the detection of a leak that cancelled the spacewalk
NASA and Russia weigh options for astronaut return after spacecraft leak
Sea turtle amputee rescued from net entanglement finds forever home
Groundbreaking Mars mission comes to an end
Milky Way over Hawes in the Yorkshire Dales National Park, UK. Meteor from Ursids Meteor shower visible.
Faint aurora visible on the horizon as a red tinge.
Near new moon creates perfect viewing conditions for the Ursids meteor shower
Artist&#39;s life reconstruction of adult and newly born Triassic ichthyosaurs Shonisaurus, 2022.
Paleontologists solve mystery of fossil death bed
Doomed exoplanet will be obliterated as it spirals into a star
The Perseverance rover is about to have a big first on Mars
Perseverance rover is about to build a first-of-its-kind depot on Mars
'Game changer' satellite will measure most of the water on the planet
A diplodocus skeleton at the Carnegie Museum of Natural History in Pittsburgh.
Could these dinosaurs whip their tails faster than the speed of sound?
Soyuz spacecraft docked to International Space Station springs 'fairly significant' coolant leak
'Rail cars' of material released after NASA spacecraft hit asteroid
Juno mission captured this infrared view of Jupiters volcanic moon
The most volcanic world in the solar system is about to be visited by a NASA spacecraft
Dazzling galactic diamonds shine in new Webb telescope image
A bright meteor can be seen during the Geminids meteor shower
Massive Martian dust devil passed over the Perseverance rover, and it recorded the eerie sounds
The shipwreck was discovered at a depth of about 1,350 feet (411 meters) and was captured in sonar imagery.
Researchers aim to return next year with an ROV to capture footage of the wreck.
Medieval ship found in Norway's biggest lake
Historic moon mission ends with splashdown of Orion capsule
Watch NASA's Orion spacecraft splashdown in Pacific Ocean
Historic moon mission concludes with splashdown of Orion capsule
A two million- year-old trunk from a larch tree still stuck in the permafrost within the coastal deposits.
The tree was carried to the sea by the rivers that eroded the former forested landscape.
A lost ecosystem revealed in Greenland by oldest environmental DNA
Ankylosaurs used their sledgehammer tails to fight each other
Japanese fashion mogul Yusaku Maezawa is seen in Tokyo on January 07, 2022.
Full crew for SpaceX's privately funded moon mission announced
A year only lasts 17.5 hours on the 'hell planet'
This artists impression shows a kilonova produced by two colliding neutron stars.
While studying the aftermath of a long gamma-ray burst (GRB)
Two independent teams of astronomers using a host of telescopes in space and on Earth
Have uncovered the unexpected hallmarks of a kilonova
The colossal explosion triggered by colliding neutron stars.
Rare cosmic collision acted like one of the 'factories of gold' in the universe
The last full moon of the year known as the Cold Moon rises behind Galata tower in Ista
Full 'cold moon' shines bright and eclipses Mars in a rare event
Ingenuity Mars Helicopter completed a successful Flight 31 on September
NASA Ingenuity helicopter just broke one of its own records on Mars
Artist_s reconstruction of Kap København Formation two million years ago
Oldest DNA sheds light on a 2 million-year-old ecosystem that has no modern parallel
Stunning necklace found at burial site of powerful Anglo-Saxon woman
Necklace reconstruction and layout side by side.
The Harpole Treasure in photos
The American lion, otherwise known as Pathera atrox
The largest extinct cat to live in North America
Rare ice age fossils discovered on the drought-stricken Mississippi River
Dinosaur larger than T. rex couldn't swim well despite large fish being on the menu
San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance
DNA analysis of soil from paw prints could help save Sumatra's tigers
See photos from the Apollo era like never before
NASA astronaut and Expedition 68 Flight Engineer
Frank Rubio
Pictured during a spacewalk
Tethered to the International Space Station&#39;s starboard truss structure.
Astronauts will give the space station a power boost during Saturday spacewalk
NASA's Viking 1 may have landed at the site of an ancient Martian megatsunami
Toxoplasmosis, an infection caused by the T. gondii parasite
Best known in cats but it might also be affecting wolf behavior.
'Mind control' by parasites influences wolf-pack dynamics in Yellowstone National Park
NASA's historic moon mission enters the final leg of its journey
Webb telescope spies clouds beneath the thick haze of Saturn's moon Titan
Original slate plaque modelled after an owl in the Museo de Huelva.
Replica of the Valencina Slate Plaque with inserted owl feathers
Two drilled holes at the top of the plaque.
Popular toy of prehistoric children revealed by new research
Rare cosmic event beamed light at Earth from 8.5 billion light-years away
VP Harris, French President Macron see Webb telescope's latest chaotic image
The manned spaceship Shenzhou-15, atop the Long March-2F Y15 carrier rocket
Blasts off from the Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center
New era begins with China's launch of crewed mission to its space station
A Daubenton&#39;s bat (Myotis daubentonii) in flight and hunting at night.
Bats use the same techniques as death metal singers to vocalize, study finds
The bone fragments of a new giant turtle species
Have scientists estimating a 3.7-meter-long body (12.1 feet), larger than the size of a car.
Ancient giant sea turtle with never-before-seen features found in Europe, scientists say
NASA's Orion spacecraft reaches record-breaking distance from Earth on Artemis I mission
'It's getting dark': 'Good Night Oppy' recounts the sudden death of a Mars rover
Newly identified dinosaur that lived on island of dwarfed creatures had an unusual head
SpaceX launches tomato seeds, other supplies to International Space Station
Kimberella fossil
Discovered Russia in 2018, shows evidence of the earliest known animal meal
Scientists said.
World's 'oldest meal' discovered in 550-million-year-old fossil
NASA's Orion spacecraft snaps a selfie on its journey beyond the far side of the moon
This illustration shows what exoplanet WASP-39 b could look like
Based on current understanding of the planet.
New data on 'hot Saturn' exoplanet is a 'game changer,' scientists say
Angler Andy Hackett is celebrating after catching one of the worlds biggest goldfish.
The gigantic orange specimen, aptly nicknamed The Carrot, weighed a whopping 67lbs 4ozs.
Fisherman catches 67-pound goldfish
Great bustards eat corn poppies for their medicinal properties.
World's heaviest flying bird uses plants to self-medicate, scientists say
A view of Shanidar Cave in northern Iraq.
Neanderthals cooked meals with pulses 70,000 years ago
Dwarf tomato seeds to launch to space station aboard SpaceX resupply flight
Sseen from Harbor town Marina on Merritt Island, Fla.
The moon is visible in the sky.
Malcolm Denemark/Florida Today via AP
Historic Artemis I mission is just beginning its lunar journey
NASA still won't rename the James Webb Space Telescope, citing new investigation into namesake's career
Mystery parasites on zombie ant fungus identified by scientists
Sutherland and Fiona, mother-daughter chimpanzees
Part of the Ngogo chimpanzee community
The Kibale National Park in Uganda.
Scientists captured footage of Fiona holding a leaf out to her mother with no clear motive behind it.
Chimpanzees share experiences with each other, a trait once thought to be only human
Early observations show the LOFTID demonstration was successful.
In addition to achieving its primary objective of surviving the intense speed and heating of re-entry
The aft side of the heat shield was well protected from the heat of re-entry.
Inflatable aeroshells can keep payloads safe during atmospheric entry.
Inflatable heat shield a 'huge success' that could land humans on Mars
Webb telescope finds two of the most distant galaxies ever observed
A Leonids meteor streaks across the sky over Ankara
Leonid meteor shower could bring an outburst of up to 250 meteors per hour
The size of a basketball, this meteorite landed in southeastern England in February 2021.
Where did Earth's water come from? This meteorite might hold the answer
Artemis I mission shares spectacular view of Earth after a historic launch
Cosmic hourglass captured by the James Webb Space Telescope reveals birth of a star
Space Launch System rocket is seen at Kennedy Space Center
Historic moon mission troubleshoots fuel leak ahead of launch
First-time NASA spacewalkers ventured outside the space station Tuesday
Meet Commander Moonikin Campos, the mannequin going farther than any astronaut
Why NASA is returning to the moon 50 years later with Artemis I
Why NASA wants to return to the moon before sending humans to Mars
Teams from Johnson Space Center, Exploration Ground Systems, and Jacobs TOSC conduct
Final inspections of Mooniki
The inside the Space Station Processing Facility at NASA
Kennedy Space Center in Florida. Moonikin will be installed into the Orion crew module.
Checked connectivity and performed fit checks on his flight suit
Ensure he is ready for flight aboard the Artemis flight test.
Artemis I will be an uncrewed test flight
The Orion spacecraft and Space Launch System rocket as an integrated system
Meet Commander Moonikin Campos, the mannequin going farther than any astronaut
Snoopy, mannequins and Apollo 11 items will swing by the moon aboard Artemis I
Rocket with the Orion spacecraft aboard is seen at sunrise atop
Launch team conducts the wet dress rehearsal test at NASA
What the words you'll hear during the moon mission launch really mean
Clues at ancient lake site reveal earliest known cooked meal
The biggest wild card in the climate crisis
Belching lakes, mystery craters, 'zombie fires'
How the climate crisis is transforming the Arctic permafrost
The NASA Moon rocket makes its way from the Vehicle Assembly
Building headed to Pad 39B
The Artemis I mission for Monday
NASA still targets Artemis I launch next week despite minor hurricane damage
Space Shuttle Challenger remnants discovered underwater by documentary crew
A bright fireball is seen above Brkini, Slovenia
Northern Taurid fireballs can be seen all November long
In close relations to the fungi fairy rings
There are no fairies at play here.
One of nature's great mysteries may now have an answer
Two separate missions launched aboard a United Launch Alliance
Atlas V rocket from Space Launch
Complex-3 at Vandenberg Space Force Base in Lompoc
California on Thursday morning.
Heat shield that could land humans on Mars is hitching a ride to space
A portion of the dwarf galaxy Wolf
Infrared Array Camera (left) and the James Webb Space Telescope
New Webb telescope image shows 'lonely' dwarf galaxy in striking detail
International Space Station Cygnus spacecraft. (NASA)
Cargo spacecraft docks with ISS after solar panel fails to deploy
Bronze Age comb reveals an ancient frustration with head lice
Astronomers spy the ghost of a star and cosmic cobwebs
A space rock slammed into Mars on Christmas Eve. It revealed a hidden surprise
Antarctic emperor penguins
Antarctica's emperor penguins at risk of extinction due to the climate crisis
Over 200 different species of rhododendrons can be found high up in the Hengduan mountains
Known for its biological diversity
Estimated 12,000 species of flowers grow on the mountains.
Evolutionary mystery of harmonious flower meadow may be solved
Ghostly figures emerge from Pillars of Creation in new Webb telescope image
Microbes may have survived for millions of years beneath the Martian surface
One of The rare Aye-Aye lemur that is only nocturnal
This weird-looking primate's extra-long fingers give it an extra-gross talent
Webb telescope shares unique peek inside the early universe
ed dwarfs tend to be magnetically active, and erupt with intense
Strip a nearby planets atmosphere over time, or make the surface inhospitable.
The hunt for habitable planets may have just gotten far more narrow, new study finds
The International Space Station (ISS)
Roscosmos cosmonaut Pyotr Dubrov from the Soyuz MS-19 spacecraft
International Space Station swerves to avoid Russian space debris
The last solar eclipse of the year can be seen today
Rare 300-foot whaleback boat discovered at the bottom of Lake Superior
From Comet Halley, Orionid meteor shower is most visible this week
James Webb Space Telescope captures new details of iconic 'Pillars of Creation'
Mosquito insect sitting on skin
Are you a mosquito magnet? This could be why
A reconstruction of a Neanderthal father and his daughter.
Ancient DNA reveals first Neanderthal family portrait
The Black Death is still affecting the human immune system
The heaviest bony fish in the world is a giant sunfish of 2744 kg
Discovered in Portugal.
Record-breaking bony fish weighing 3 tons found
Torn deck plating of the V 1302 John Mahn that was damaged by the bomb that hit amidships
World War II shipwreck still pollutes the North Sea's ocean floor 80 years later
Your cat might also be secretly signaling
Affection in the way they look at you, writes Emily Blackwell.
Want to know if your cat loves you? Look out for these signs
Astronaut James A. McDivitt after successful space flight.
Astronaut James McDivitt, who led Gemini and Apollo missions, has died at 93
Bright, powerful burst of gamma rays detected by multiple telescopes
Elon Musk reverses course, says SpaceX will keep funding Ukraine Starlink service for free
The 17th litter of cheetah cubs were born at the Smithsonian
National Zoo and Conservation Biology Institute and can be watched live on their Cheetah Cub Cam.
Cub cam offers a unique glimpse into the early days of a vulnerable species
Here's what keeps Jerome Powell up at night and interest rates high
Disney has bigger problems than Ron DeSantis
'Britcoin' could arrive in the second half of the decade
State of the Union, recession, crypto woes and more tech layoffs: What investors are watching
The CEO of America's second-largest bank is preparing for possible US debt default
FTX to politicians: Give us back our donations or we'll sue you
The bear market could make a comeback
Viva Technologie show at Parc des Expositions Porte de Versailles
The new international event brings together 5,000 startups
Companies to grow businesses
All players in the digital transformation who shape the future of the internet
A conversation about the post-pandemic workplace with Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella.
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Employee mental health is a huge concern after such a brutal stretch
How managers really feel about remote work
Signs an employee may quit and what managers can do to prevent it
closeup of a young man in an office holding a briefcase and a surgical mask in his hand
Managers, buckle up. Your job will be harder than ever as we return to the office
Nervous about socializing in the office again? Here's how to break the ice
The millennials in sexless marriages
How we work
The entry-level workers earning six-figure salaries
Does 'solo polyamory' mean having it all?
Family Tree
The parents who sever ties with their children
The rising curiosity behind open relationships
‘Situationships’: Why Gen Z are embracing the grey area
The jobs employers just can't fill
Why workers and employers are ghosting each other
Future Planet
The enormous heat pumps warming cities
Montessori: The world's most influential school?
Should you sing when suffering from a cold?
The Health Gap
Why aren't there better treatments for cystitis?
Get the Facts
Leprosy: the ancient disease scientists can't solve
How an ancient Greek myth still shapes our minds
Wise Words
Why we need new words for life in the Anthropocene
Microbes and Me
Mike loses magic in 'tepid' sequel
Cinema's ultimate scene-stealers
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Knock at the Cabin is 'passably tense'
The 1960s crime film that still shocks
Including the third Ant-Man and Magic Mike films, Cocaine Bear and a Pamela Anderson documentary in which she tells her own story
Nicholas Barber lists this month's unmissable releases.
How gut bacteria are controlling your brain
Bird flu outlook is ‘grim’ as new wave of the virus heads for Britain
Warning comes as ornithologists call for the government
Step up testing to monitor the impact of the deadly H5N1 strain
Bird flu outlook is ‘grim’ as new wave of the virus heads for Britain
Energy prices to soar again as Jeremy Hunt rejects pleas to halt rise
Millions will see costs mount by another 40% in April
Rebate scheme ends and chancellor lets cap go up to £3,000
Energy prices to soar again as Jeremy Hunt rejects pleas to halt rise
Disabled rail passengers face restrictions at one in 10 stations
Stress led to more NHS staff absences than Covid, new figures show
‘It’s soul destroying’: why so many NHS staff are off sick with burnout
Stop UK mobile and broadband firms ‘lining their pockets’, urge consumer experts
Care worker whistleblower outed by Home Office over exploitation claims
Same-sex marriage row looms over Church of England synod
Dominic Raab: more civil servants in bullying complaint than previously thought
Nurses offer to call off strikes if Sunak matches Welsh pay offer
What will it take to stop the rape and murder of women by men on probation?
Debt, bad; work, good: ‘pub bore’ beliefs that seal a miserable fate for the poorest
Who’s going to be triggered by Northanger Abbey? It’s hardly Game of Thrones
The Observer view on the shameful premium that the poorest pay for their energy
It’s so easy to cheat with technology that even judges are doing it
Knock, knock… the energy companies are at the door – cartoon
A lowly sergeant, but Happy Valley’s Catherine Cawood is top of the cops
May I have a word about… rummaging around on the Antiques Roadshow
Chelsea’s gamble on young guns looks like another shot in the dark by US owners
Restless Pep’s lean and mean Manchester City go in search of tactical truth at Spurs
England 23-29 Scotland: Six Nations player ratings from Twickenham
Paquetá responds to Newcastle’s fast start and salvages point for West Ham
Scotland’s Duhan van der Merwe stuns England to settle Calcutta Cup thriller
Wales’ Alun Wyn Jones to miss Scotland clash as Ireland turn focus to France
Championship roundup: Burnley beat Norwich, Birmingham stun Swansea
Southampton fans turn on Nathan Jones as Brentford cruise to victory
Jared O’Mara: ex-Labour MP found guilty of six counts of expenses fraud
Five arrested after video circulates of attack on Surrey schoolgirl
Brexit Northern Ireland protocol is lawful, supreme court rules
Archie Battersbee’s death was an accident, coroner concludes
Meet Jinx, the dog on a mission to protect Welsh bird colonies from rats
Mary, Queen of Scots prison letters finally decoded
David Carrick ‘no longer the big man’ after life sentences, says victim
Mother of UK woman missing with newborn baby issues open letter
Prevent review condemned for ‘anti-Muslim prejudice
Surge in young people declaring disability in England and Wales
Russia-Ukraine war live
Sunak says ‘nothing off the table’ after Zelenskiy’s plea for fighter jets
Volodymyr Zelenskiy makes appeal for jets in address to British parliament
MH17: strong indications Putin signed off on supplying missile that hit plane
Before and after satellite images show scale of earthquake destruction in Turkey
Turkey and Syria earthquake death toll nears 12,000 as Erdoğan defends response
Ukraine releases video appearing to show Russian troops beating own wounded officer
Split loyalties: coming of age inside Putin's Russia – video
Canada’s Justin Trudeau greets political opponent with awkward handshake
How Volodymyr Zelenskiy spent his day in Britain
Greek PM survives confidence vote but phone-tapping scandal rumbles on
Greek government faces confidence vote over spying row
Terrawatch: Santorini watchful as nearby volcano is monitored
Britain treasures the Parthenon marbles
Consider this: returned to Greece, could they be more valuable?
Ex-MEP at heart of cash for influence scandal strikes plea bargain
Funeral of Greece’s last king, Constantine II, takes place in Athens
The Guardian view on European migration policy: a cruel, myopic shambles
Greek court drops spying charges against refugee rescue activists
Long-awaited trial of 24 aid workers accused of espionage starts in Lesbos
Caroline Crouch killed by Greek husband because of his drug smuggling, father claims
Stephen Fry calls for return of Parthenon marbles to Athens
British Museum in talks with Greece over return of Parthenon marbles
Greek MEP at centre of Qatar corruption inquiry has hearing postponed
Pope Francis orders Parthenon marbles held by Vatican be returned to Greece
A police stakeout, piles of cash, and a promise of reform: the week that shook Brussels
Former European parliament vice-president Eva Kaili was arrested along with her boyfriend, Francesco Giorgi
Greece: thousands march after death of Roma boy shot in police chase
Greek MEP stripped of EU vice-president role amid Qatar scandal
Police search European parliament offices as bribery inquiry grows
Afghan refugee freed in Greece after two years of wrongful imprisonment
Greece passes intelligence bill banning the sale of spyware
Migrants face ‘unprecedented rise in violence’ in EU borders, report finds
The fixed-price shopping basket: Greece’s answer to cost of living crisis
Romany leaders appeal for calm after second day of protest violence in Greece
Thousands take to streets in Greece in protest over 2008 shooting of teenager
Violent protests in Greece after Romany boy shot by police
No 10 rules out law change for return of Parthenon marbles
Weather tracker: Storm Ariel brings heavy rain and lightning to Greece
‘Destitution is almost inevitable’: Afghan refugees in Greece left homeless by failed system
‘Red lights are flashing’: Athens tourism explosion threatens ancient sites
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$titles = explode("\n", $text);

// print_r($titles); die();


include 'pythia.php';


$posts = $wiki->latest_published_posts(0, 900, 'id, title, intro');
$tags = $wiki->all_tags();

shuffle($posts);
shuffle($titles);


for ($i = 0 ; $i < 500 ; $i++) {
    // $wiki->set_intro($posts[$i]['id'], some_lorem_intro());
    // $wiki->set_status($posts[$i]['id'], 0);
    // $wiki->set_title($posts[$i]['id'], $titles[$i]);
    shuffle($tags);
    $c = ($i % 3) + 1;
    for ($j = 0; $j < $c; $j ++) { $wiki->link_tag_to_post($tags[$j]['id'], $posts[$i]['id']); }
}
echo "done!";